I am in a vortex of obligation.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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