I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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