she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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