Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I had to cum in my sink.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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