I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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