I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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