i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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