Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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