She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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