man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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