He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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