That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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