Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You made out with two different species that night
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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