i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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