Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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