508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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