Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Text me some of your sweat
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