watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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