Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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