too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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