I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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