We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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