5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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