This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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