Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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