once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Panties = found
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