I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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