In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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