How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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