Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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