Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
please don't ironically join a cult
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