I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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