He is such a slut. More and more my type.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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