The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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