So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
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It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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