it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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