Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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