what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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