i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize