She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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