i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
sex in a hospital.. check
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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