he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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