How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Holy shit dude........stairs
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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