bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Boobs are out for the taking
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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