On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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