As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
my penis made a compromise with my morals
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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