Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
