so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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