I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
As shirtless as possible
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
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You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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