If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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