now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
