this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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